While
walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and
dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome
to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure
what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from
higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven.
Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I
want to be in heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And
with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and
other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening
dress.
They run to greet him, shake his hand,
and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the
people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is
a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are
having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and
waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door
reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the head of state
joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp
and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have
gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well then, you've spent a day in hell and
another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The senator reflects for a minute, then
the senator answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has
been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator
and he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and
he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all
his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the
senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club, and we ate
lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now all
there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What
happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning ... Today
you voted."